meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle, via heartbreaks)

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5 months ago
#ilovemy #cat #catsofinstagram #meow

#ilovemy #cat #catsofinstagram #meow

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5 months ago

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via xoxo-laurey)

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9 months ago

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces, via a-l-w-a-y-s-smilee)

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9 months ago
Me in 5th grade:I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now:I probably wouldn't do meth
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9 months ago

cuntakinte:

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

(via happydays-areon-theway)

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9 months ago

kaleigh-marie:

If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

(via hello-there-mary)

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9 months ago

cumvirgin:

I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly

(via xoxo-laurey)

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9 months ago

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

(via xoxo-laurey)

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9 months ago

soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

(via xoxo-laurey)

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9 months ago

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

(Source: thegirlwhoglows, via xoxo-laurey)

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9 months ago

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

(Source: trashboat, via onlyliveonce-gofuckingnuts)

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9 months ago
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